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Owners of a Richardson, Texas gardening store were burglarized by a monkey, surveillance video shows.
"You can see the back legs, the front arms and the white head, co-owner Jerry Duncan said while pointing the monkey out in the dimly-lit video.
About 40 plants were missing, and pieces of concrete were shattered in the parking lot, according to primate-pun-riddled news reports.
"They need to train him better," Duncan said. "Especially if he is going to do the big jobs."
Image: The alleged monkey in his getaway car.
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