Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Don't Panic! You've got another three two weeks before the comet strikes the Earth

Just as I was getting used to the upcoming Doomsday six and half years from now (see extreme bottom of this page for the countdown clock) along comes Eric Julien, a former military air traffic controller and airport manager, not only telling me that we'll have a mini-Doomsday in about three two weeks — yikes! — but laying a guilt trip on me if I don't take it upon myself to pass on this information to you. And now, because YOU know, it's your moral obligation to pass along this information, too. Here's the direct link to the story you are reading, right here on The Burning Taper. Please spread the word.

Here's the press release. Sorry we weren't paying attention when it came out nearly a month ago. If we had, we'd have had more time to panic!
Thu Apr 13, 7:00 AM ET

To: National Desk

Contact: Dr. Michael Salla of the Exopolitics Institute, 808-323-3400, drsalla@exopoliticsinstitute.org

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ — Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann-Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.

Using NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.

Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a "car sized" fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

His article, "May 25, 2006: The Day of Destiny," is available at SaveLivesinMay.com.

Sponsored by the Exopolitics Institute
So far, there have been no confirmed reports of dolphins leaving the Earth en masse.

Related quotation: "Look here, brother... who you jivin' with that Cosmic Debris?" — Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

Related song lyrics: Barry McGuire's Eve of Destruction

Artwork #1: Based on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book cover artwork.

Artwork #2: The "Missing Earth" crop circle in 1995, at Longwood Warren, Winchester, England.

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  1. I guess you missed this news story?

    300 dolphins beached on Zanzibar

    Sat, 29 Apr 2006
    Several hundred dead dolphins washed ashore on Friday on Tanzania's semi-autonomous Zanzibar archipelago, prompting an investigation into the mass fatalities.

    Witnesses said the carcasses of at least 300 bottlenose dolphins and perhaps many more were littered across four beaches — Kendwa, Tazare, Kigunda Nungwi — some 50 kilometers north of the Indian Ocean islands' capital.

  2. I guess then there is no use for me to give up booze and fast women... Oh well. So much for good intentions! You think the good Reverend Buice is gathering his flock into the mothership??? That was mean, wasn't it? I'm sorry. No offense "Rev".

  3. Check out Miracle Mile while you still have time.

    At least we get to see the Da Vinci Code before we're vaporized.

  4. As long as you're spending the last three weeks of your life online or watching movies, don't miss this independent low-budget end of the world flick:

    Last Night

  5. Im not gonna be online or anything like that... I'm gonna be getting married June 3rd so it's party time til then.



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